February 2012
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The worst part of any pornsite experience is having to scroll down through all that vagina to get to the promise land.
T.V.: "All new just in, Lady Gaga may be pregnant.."
Me: Oh that's some bullshit! Bitch is goin' on an all new tour and JUST started dating Taylor fucking Kinney! She's not that fucking stupid! You stupid TV announcing WHORE!
Mom: .........
Me: .......
Mom: you okay?
Me: yeah, I think so..
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So even though I knew Raja was going to win, my heart was pounding so hard I thought I was going to have a Tyra Sanchez moment. It’s just nice to FINALLY have one of your faves win a competition and her drag is ridiculously on fucking point.
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You know how when Chris Colfer sings, he literally looks like he has no teeth. do you think that’s why Blaine liked him, because teeth are a total bitch when giving head.
I bet he gives great head. But it’s Chris fucking Colfer, so no thank you.
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No one can hear you lip syncing in space, prepare to die!
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After awhile, I can’t hardly stand listening to an album and not because of its production value or the lyrical content but of it just bringing up old memories and making me relieve certain parts of my life that I just want to forget and move on from.
and it sucks that a great album can get ruined because of something so silly and trivial, but fuck.
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so, Tina Turner and Whitney Houston are two different people WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN.
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When I see a post with over 1k notes and remember it having less than 30 probably feels the same as seeing a picture of Lana del Rey with her old lips.
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The best part of season 3 of Drag Race is when the camera cuts to Shangela’s face whenever Raja wins a competition or is just being fierce as fuck.
Which is on average four times an episode. I just love to hate her, she’s Lisa D’amato in drag.
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If Kylie Minogue didn’t exist, people would probably forget all about Australia.
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antibl0gger asked: how do drag queens have sex?
I usually only order things with a picture on the menu because having to read the description usually confuses me and gives me killer headaches.
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When you google “LMFAO shirtless,” you’ll find that they’re not sexy and everyone knows it but them.
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idk about you, but I’m surprised Adele didn’t win an Academy Award tonight.
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That’s probably as close Ryan Seacrest is going to get to having men rain down on him.
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I’m reading on how drag queen tuck and I just cringe up. You know when you see a guy get kicked in the balls and even though you’re only seeing it, you feel his pain? cause that’s me right now.
Mad respect.
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“I live halfway between Taco Bell and Starbucks at all times.”
– Lady Gaga
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I can’t wait to meet someone irl that just got into Lana del Rey so that I can roll my eyes hard.
Now it’s my turn to do the eyerolling.
Family gives me so much anxiety, idk why.
like the idea of it is fine and I might even like to do it from time to time, but to actually have to go to a cousin’s birthday party with people that known me my whole life makes me miss my xanax dealer.
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Whenever I see Gaga wear a really skimpy outfit where her whole ass is exposed, I just pray to God she wipes well or else we’ll never stop hearing it Katy Perry fans.
I could never be in a boyband, having to share all that attention would kill me.
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Twenty minutes in and I already love Raja.
I feel like people have to excuse themselves and leave the room when they blow their nose because, when you really think about it, it’s your nose’s equivalent of taking a shit and we can’t have that.
Unless you’re able to take a shit on a table while on a date, then go for it. More power to you.
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Are you even allowed to give blood while wearing a Lady Gaga shirt. like is that even legal.
I wonder how much the million dollar man would be worth in today’s economy.
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“Female friendly” porn probably involves lots of cuddling and eye contact and that’ll probably get me more depressed than turned on.
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I like to think the second season of American Idol prepared us all for Obama’s 2008 presidential win.
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True Life: I’m Happy to be Fat
aka True Life: I’m in Denial
I was probably more disappointed when I learned that our sun is just a regular, basic star among billions of other stars, and that it’ll get fat and gassy before it dies and never turn to a supernova, than I was when I found out that the world does not revolve around me.
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What if pornstars have to start touring to make up for the money they lose to illegal downloads.
James Deen and the Lemon Stealing Whores at a Staples Center near you!
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wow someone actually ate all of my croissants do they not realize that since rhobh ended, that was the only thing getting me out of bed.
I vote on my presidents solely based off who I want to have an elicit affair with the most.
I just want to be the next Monica Lewinsky is that too much to ask.
Attractive person: I was never pretty as a child. I was always really awkward and didn't have a whole lot of friends.
Me: -shoots self-
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ok I’m a little disappointed that Ru didn’t confront Raven on what she wrote on Tyra’s mirror. Tyra wins the competition, Raven gives her the silent treatment and writes “Look to the stars cause you’ll never be one.” Like that’s shady as fuck and I seriously thought Raven was better than that.
At the reunion they were holding hands, so I’m...
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I’ve come to the realization that everyone I stan for, on a reality show, ends up the runner up. I should just make my only contribution to society and commit already.
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RuPaul’s Drag Race - The Complete First Season torrent
does not include:
the reunion
the untucked episodes
what the fuck is wrong with people and all this false advertisement going on. This is why I have trust issues.
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I think my favorite part about this scene is that Tyra, after the fact, came out and said that the reason why the girl survived was because of the weave Tyra chose for her cushioned the fall. So, she pretty much took credit for saving her life. God bless Tyra.
and the poor girl collapsed right after one of the judges said that she needed more stage presence. like, come one you can’t make...
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I wouldn’t be surprised if a large number of Rihanna fans are in favor of Rick Santorum.
America: overweight people making fun of other overweight people for being more overweight than them.
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Paris Hilton’s Drunk Text doesn’t come any larger than 720p.
Let’s take a moment and reflect on what could have been her comeback.
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wow, I can’t believe the new cycle of ANTM starts next week, it feels just like yesterday that Allison got robbed.
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Why is it that Adele can flip the bird during an award show and people would find it endearing, but when Gaga thanks “God and the gays” she’s put to the fucking slaughter.
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I’m in love with Nina Flowers.
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“What is this depressing shit? I’m going to slit my ankles.”
– Kreayshawn on Lana del Rey
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Catholic gays have it easy because they can come out by telling their moms that they’ll still put meat in their mouths on Ash Wednesday and that’ll get the conversation started.